I Am Not Canadian was a parody of the Canada television commercial, I Am Canadian , devised by Toronto radio station CFNY. It was also widely distributed by MP3.

It features a man from Quebec called Guy, who rants and raves against English language s stereotypes, while epitomising them at the same time. He uses numerous Quebec French profanity found in Quebec French, such as ostie (Eucharist), tabarnac (Eucharist), calice (chalice), and mautadit (cursed).

The parody appeared on Edge 102 s Humble and Fred morning show in 2000, just a few weeks after the original ad. It was delivered by Pete Cugno, a comedian who recorded weekly commentaries for the show under the pseudonym Uncle Vince .

==I Am Not Canadian==

: I m not unemployed, or smuggling cigarettes across the border. : I don t eat Pepsi-Cola#Rivalry with Coca-Cola and May Wests for breakfast. : I don t watch the ice hockey game sexual intercourse doggy style. : And non , I don t know Claude, Manon or François in Abitibi County Regional Municipality, Quebec - Témiscamingue County Regional Municipality, Quebec; : but I m sure dey all ave nice teeth.

: I Tobacco smoking in church. : I speak Quebec French and Joual; not French language or English language [sic]; : and I pronounce it turd , not third . : And eating poutine makes sense, mon esti; : I believe in distinct society Рas long as equalization payments. : I believe in Office qu̩b̩cois de la langue fran̤aise, not equal rights. : And, calice, I believe that striptease is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire! : What da hell, she goes on at ten, anyway!

: In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes round more often than Halley s Comet. : I can get beer at the dépanneur, not at the convenience store. : And maybe I can t turn right on a traffic light, but, Quebec French profanity, I can go right through it! : Because Québec is the world s largest producer of maple syrup, the ome of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine; : The land where everybody is domestic partnership, and the legal drinking age is just a suggestion . : Je m appelle Guy - and I am not Canadian. (Mautadit tabarnac esti...)